Blue Goo, The Day I became a Smurf

[Hairy78]

Mom, Mitch, and I have been raising fish as an alternative SHTF protein source for 2 years. Several of my customers also raise fish, and they all use a treatment that blocks UV light and removes sediment. This keeps the water cooler so the fish will grow faster due to being more active all year long.

The weather on this day might have not been ideal for such treatment. A cold front was blowing in, and the wind was blowing in every direction. Every time I tried to pour, tiny drops would spray back at me. This stuff does not come off of skin very well, and I had to use more bleach than Micheal Jackson to be white again.

Immediately after the application





Me after the application, and I had no idea I had it on my face.



My decontamination crew that spent an hour scrubbing me down with bleach and other girlie make-up removers.

[Hairy78]

One hour later, and this stuff takes at least 6 hours to work.

[MRB]

I hate to state the obvious, but it looks more like you performed, well, you know, on Papa Smurf. Cool looking water, though.

[Hairy78]

Thanks bro, leave it to you to bring your sexual history into this thread.

More pics can be found on my Facebook page.

[Gunworks]

I think you should have kept that look.

[MRB]

Thanks bro, leave it to you to bring your sexual history into this thread.

More pics can be found on my Facebook page.

Nothin' wrong with a nice, clean Smurf every once in a while.

[Mitch]

I noticed the jug said "fish killer" on the side of it.. Are you sure you got the right stuff?

Oops.