We Are From the Government, And Here to Help

[Hairy78]

A DEA agent, together with an ATF and FBI agent as part of a task force shows up at a ranch in western Texas.

The agents tell the rancher, 'We need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'


The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'.......

The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government with us.'
Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge.
The agent proudly displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish..on any land....... .......no questions asked or answers given.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the three agents running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With
every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents.

They are clearly terrified.......

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your BADGES! Show him your BADGES!'.......

[skoalsoldier]

hahaha very nice. My badge stops everything... bulls, bullets, arrows, mall salespeople, even those lawn decorations that come to life. I hope it stops the zombies.

[Mitch]

Is your badge 5.56 NATO? :-)