The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poison," and he
said, "If you were my wife, I'd take it."
Gladstone, a member of Parliament, to Benjamin Disraeli: "Sir,
you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your
policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I
admire." - Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston
Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with
great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader
to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Poor Faulkner Does he really think big emotions come from big
words?" -
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man &n ;
I know." - Abraham Lincoln
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -
Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to
Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if
there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you
here." - Stephen Bishop
He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in
others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up" - Paul Keating
"There 's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
- Jack E. Leonard
"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of
human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded
easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any
address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae
West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they
go."- Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for
support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -
Groucho Marx
Insults with Class
Insults with Class
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